In the spirit of making your identity crisis a little less awkward, we"ve come up with 62 different ways to tell if you"re a geek.
You know you"re a geek if"
1 ...you"ve ever changed your neighbor"s wifi name to make a political statement.

2 ?your joystick thumb puts vice-grips to shame.
3 ?your iPod has open source firmware on it.
4 ?you bought a Powershot just to hack it with CHDK.
5 "you"ve ever noticed that some of your freckles are identical to constellations.
6 ?you mumble bash commands in your sleep.
7 ?you have Wikipedia downloaded to a hard drive. Bonus points if you have it downloaded to an iPod.
8 ...your genes have mutated in such a way that your offspring posses extra fingers for more efficient use of a keyboard.

9 ?you have a deep-cycle battery under the hood of your car, connected to the alternator, and wired into electrical outlets in your dashboard (you know, in case you get stranded and need to run your laptop for 30 hours straight).
10 ?all your music is either FLAC or OGG Vorbis.
11 ?you rip Blu-Ray discs just because you can.
12 ?you can mentally calculate all the ways warranties rip you off.
13 ?you can stare at Linux eye candy and remain nonplussed.
14 ?you make your own fireworks.

15 ?you hack into your friends computers to remind them of how bad their passwords suck.
16 ?you have three or more monitors (bonus if you convince your friends that the third one is powered by magic).
17 "you"ve accepted that 98% of the population believes their computers run off of fairy dust.
18 ?you understand and appreciate pixel art.
19 ?your laptop track pad is hacked to work as a digital tablet.
20 ?you have tried to build a communication device for your dog.
21 "you honestly can"t remember the last time you wrote something by hand.
22 ?you have a caffeine tolerance high enough to kill a horse

23 "you actually know the origins of "All Your Bases Are Belong to Us", plus the origins of another thousand or two memes you"re tired of hearing.
24 ?your mp3 player has a hidden partition and you known what plausible deniability means.
25 ?you know how to make an old laptop blazing fast.
26 "you have a host of scrolling RSS feeds on your desktop, but haven"t touched a newspaper in years.
27 ?all of your DVDs are digitized, organized by size and name, and streamed throughout your entire dorm via an ancient server that keeps the underside of your bed warm.
28 "you once cracked the video-garbling security measure on a VHS player in order to copy old VHS tapes even though they"re available on DVD.
29 ?you carry a computer cleaning arsenal on your USB drive.
30 ?you have embedded LED lights in the toes of your shoes to use as convenient headlights for your next hiking trip.

31 ?you know at least one fictional language.
32 ?you have a USB drive for every occasion, including formal dinner parties.
33 ?you have embedded LED lights in the toes of your shoes to use as convenient headlights for your next hiking trip.
34 "you"ve ever reprogrammed the computer in your car.
35 "you"ve ever turned a paintball gun into a motion activated turret.
36 ?you have a webcam that has been hacked into a night vision scope, and that is may or may not be motion activated and connected to a wireless network, which it uses to send pictures to a remote server for you own amusement.
37 ?you added a camera to your MP3 player before Apple did.
38 "you"ve wept over the death of a digital pet.

39 ?your electric company has ever reported you for suspiciously high electricity bills.
40 ?you know how to take apart a light bulb and rebuild it using LEDs.
41 "you owned solar panels before they were cool because you couldn"t handle being without power during a storm.
42 ?you can align a satellite by yourself.
43 ?you feel a particular love and fondness for certain hardware.
44 "you are amused by your school/work"s attempts at blocking certain websites (and you sell the method for circumventing it at $20 a pop).
45 ?you use a database to keep a running inventory of all your possessions.
46 ?you have coasters, wind chimes, or ninja stars made out of old hard drive platters.

47 "you carry a bootable operating system on your key ring in the event that you"ll need impromptu access to a random computer.
48 "you"ve ever accused a family member of neglect and abandonment for leaving a laptop lay around.
49 ?your Wii is also functional as an NES, SNES, and N64.
50 ?you made sure to move out of your parents house the day you turned 18 in order to avoid substantiating stereotypes.
51 ?you have more money invested in computer books than your own health.
52 ?you have a habit of anthropomorphizing gadgets (aw, look how cute little iPod Nano is!).
53 ?you have your computer set to boot in verbose mode.
54 "you"ve ever created at least one piece of complex ASCII art.

55 ?the thought of letting someone use your computer makes you tremble.
56 "you"ve had a dream become infected with trojans and viruses.
57 ?you sometimes move your fingers as if hitting Ctrl+S or Ctrl+Z in real life.
58 "you constantly try to beat your system"s previous uptime record.
59 ?you have several distinct and highly detailed fictional lives online that many people believe to be real.
60 ?you have a prepaid broadband connection to use as a backup in the event that your home connection goes down an hour for maintenance.
61 "you can"t sleep without the gentle whir of your computer running all night.
62 ?you can remote access your home computer via your smartphone.
Photo Credits:
Wifi names
ASCII Art
RedBull
WindChime Art
Tamagachi
Acer
Fireworks Photo - No attribution neededSix Finger Hand